Guinness Book of World Records 2009

See the report of Guinness Book of World Records 2009.This new report has many strange record such as Most toilet seat lids broken, Strangest diet – eat iron!!

Fastest 10 m travelled carrying a table and weight in the mouth

Fastest pantomime horse by a team (male)

Fastest time to burst three balloons with the back

Fastest time to escape from a suitcase

Heaviest object supported whist sword-swallowed

Largest scorpion held in the mouth

Longest distance walking over hot plates

Shortest man, longest legs

Smallest waist – living person

extreme funny pic

Even though he hasn’t a both leg. He still fight and do activity normally and he never sad. See these pictures the kid will have smile all.That mean he is happy

Gabriel (20) and Tiago (27) Primo, 2 brothers living in Rio de Janeiro – they are sleeping, working, eating, well… living on the side of a building 33 feet up in the air.And that’s not just for a day, they’ve been doing that since the end of May and they plan to continue this weird adventure until August 20.In fact, it’s a part of an art exhibit in Rio’s old center, and what an exhibition! 

All of Animal Today!!

Panda

When we are birth

Zaman Sekolah

Creating the World of AVATAR

Yahoo! Movies just released an impressive 22-minute featurette on the making of the film.  It’s almost like a sneak peek at the kind of in-depth special features fans are hoping will be on the DVD/Blu-ray release.  The featurette looks at the art design, casting, animation, and what I found most interesting, the 3D camera and the “simul-cam”, which allowed Cameron to see the 3D overlaid with the motion capture in real-time.  Even if you’re not a fan of Avatar, it’s a must-watch for fans of film-making.  You can check it out after the jump.

FUTSAL 9802 Thaipusam

Malam ni futsal..so petang ni no swimming

Type: Sport Practice
Network: Global

Start Time:	Saturday, January 30, 2010 at 11:00pm
End Time:	Sunday, January 31, 2010 at 1:00am
Location:	DE STADIUM FUTSAL, USJ SUBANG JAYA

World's Highest "Open Air" Escalator (⊙_◎)

The Umeda Sky Building is the seventh-tallest building in Osaka City, Japan, and one of the city's most recognizable landmarks. It consists of two 40-story towers that connect at their two uppermost stories, with bridges and an escalator crossing the wide atrium-like space in the center. The escalator ride is an event in itself as it feels like you are floating up into the sky. They lead to the observation area of the twin towers. Located in the Umeda district of Kita-ku, the building was originally conceived in 1988 as the "City of Air" project, which planned to create four interconnected towers in northern Osaka. Eventually, practical considerations brought the number of towers down to two.

Boss! We Have A Leak

"Boss! I think there is a small water leak in front of the excavator."

"I installed a pump to get rid of it."

"Boss !!!"

"There is a strange Groaning sound emanating behind the water leak??!!"

Australian Open 2010

One of my feveret game after football..lagi2 aus' open, wat reminder kat henpon schedule game..bes tgk federer main x peluh pn ngan tsonga,djokovic frust ngan tsonga, roddick fight abisan ngan cilic, nadal surrender ngan murray..y0oshh adrenaline..~!!

Rod Laver Arena - Men's Singles - Semifinals
	Roger Federer SUI (1)				6		6		6
	Jo-Wilfried Tsonga FRA (10)				2		3		2

Rod Laver Arena - Men's Singles - Semifinals
	Marin Cilic CRO (14)				6		4		4		2
	Andy Murray GBR (5)				3		6		6		6

World No. 1 Roger Federer has made a mis-match of his Australian Open semi-final against Jo-Wilfried Tsonga, crushing the Frenchman in less than 90 minutes at Rod Laver Arena on Friday night.

The top seed produced some of his finest tennis as he outclassed Tsonga, winning 6-2 6-3 6-2 to book his place in Sunday’s final against Andy Murray.

With only 13 unforced errors in the match, Federer’s win avenged a defeat at the hands of Tsonga in Montreal last year, and advanced him into his record-breaking 22nd Grand Slam final.

Weary from two consecutive five-set encounters, Tsonga was again no match for Federer in the third set, as the Swiss again took control early with a service break in the third game. A member of the crowd humorously summed up the feeling in the stadium when he yelled, “Give him a chance, Roger!”

The world No. 1 was clearly in no mood to do so, and continued his barrage of quality winners – 33 in total - as he broke Tsonga for a second time in the set, eventually closing out the match with a 6-2 scoreline in the third.

The top seed now meets fifth seed Murray in Sunday’s final, after the Scot defeated Croatia’s Marin Cilic in four sets on Thursday night.

finalist australian open 2010

Warkah Cinta Seorang Rocker

Salam,

Amacam awekku? Lu orait ke? Wa harap lu ok-ok je..

Awekku, gua telah membaca surat lu tempohari. Apasal lu buat cenggini kat gua? Selama ni cintan gua terhadap lu bukan main. Lu ingat gua main-main ke? Cintan gua mendalam very deep you know! very deep purple! Lu tak perasan ke?

Apa yang kurangnya gua ni? Cuba lu cakap! Gua ni tak cukup hensem ke? Atau lu sudah ada balak lain? Lu sound gua beb! Mentang-mentang lu keja opis, lu ada skandal dengan mat despatch kat opis lu tu! Mamat poyo tu lu nak? Apa barang?!! Setakat mat despatch, kalau lu nak tau, gua dulupun pernah mintak jadi cikgu tapi tak dapat. Bukan pasal gua takde kelayakan tapi tadika kemas jarang amik cikgu lelaki. Lagipun jiwa gua lebih kepada seni. Tiket konsert gua semua habis jual! Sebab tulah gua jadi tukang jual tiket konsert funfair buat sekian lamanya sampai tauke funfair tu tak offer kat onglain. Gua memang betul-betul tak puas hati ni! Lu memang bikin gua panas! Sampai hati lu buat macam ni kat gua setelah apa yang gua dah kasik kat lu. Lu ingat gua ni apa?!!

Awekku, lu ingat tak dulu sewaktu lu & gua first time jumpa? Masa tu hujan. Lu takde payung. Lu lari pegi kat bus stop. Lu basah kuyup. Kesian pulak gua tengok lu kesejukan. Gua bukak jeket gua pastu kasik lu pinjam. Baek punya gua usya. Start tulah lu & gua sama-sama sudah feeling-feeling. Gua ingat lagi lagu "antara gadis" masa tu kita layan menjadi lagu tema cinta gua kat lu. Gua selalu nyanyi lagu tu kat talipon public. Lu tak ingat ke? Ke lu dah lupa?!!

Pehal lu buat cenggini?!! Gua dah tangkap cintan maut kat lu wo! Janganlah buat gua macamni! Kalau lu tak suka cara gua lu cakaplah! Janganlah kerana besday lu gua hadiahkan t-shirt metallica, lu buat camni pulak kat gua. Gua tau sapa gua. Gua memang macamni, rocker sejati! Lu pun tau sapa gua. Dulu lu takdepun macam ni. Lu tak kisahpun! Lu layan selamba je. Tapi kenapa sekarang lu berubah? Nampak je gua rocker tapi gua pun beriman jugak, beb! Sembahyang jumaat tak tinggal wo!

Lu pikirlah sindri, beb! Gua dah curahkan segala-galanya kat lu. Gua dah sound mak bapak gua nak meminang lu. Gitar Gibson secondhand gua tu gua dah gadai. Gua buat modal nak kawin dengan lu. Cayalah cakap gua! Gua tak tipu! Betul cakap lu! Gua harap lu pikirlah baik-baik, beb! Gua dah takde awek lain lagi. Lu sorang jelah yang gua cinta. Awek lain gua usya diorg tak layan gua cakap lu! Gua tak tipu! Betul punya cakap lu!

Akhirkata dari gua, kenang gua dalam doa makan malammu. Semoga lu berbahagia, beb!



Yang Benar,

RockerSejati

Adik Beradik

Seorang tua yang mempunyai 2 orang anak mewariskan dua ekor kuda kepada anaknya (Azwan dan Aznil).

Setelah orang tuanya meninggal, dua anak ini berbicang tentang bagaimana untuk membezakan kuda mereka,

Azwan : ekor kudaku akan ku potong biar berbeza dari kudamu

Aznil : baiklah, jadi kita akan senang membezakan kuda kita.

Tidak beberapa lama kemudian, kuda Aznil juga terputus ekornya

Aznil : Bagaimanakah caranya untuk membezakan kuda kita ni sekarang?

Azwan : Aku tak tahu, bagaimana kalau kita jumpa pakar kuda untuk mendapatkan pandangan

Aznil : Baiklah.

Mereka pun pergi berjumpa pakar kuda tersebut. Setelah memeriksa kedua-dua ekor kuda itu lebih satu jam, pakar kuda itu keluar dan memberitahu hasil penelitiannya.

Pakar Kuda : Cara membezakan kuda kamu senang saja, kuda yang putih ini lebih tinggi satu sentimeter daripada kuda yang hitam.

Azwan dan Aznil sangat gembira dengan kehebatan pakar kuda tersebut.

Missing Husband Report

A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband:

Lady: I lost my Husband
Inspector: What is his height
Lady: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Lady: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Colour of eyes
Lady: Never noticed
Inspector: Colour of hair
Lady: Changes according to season
Inspector: What was he wearing
Lady: Suit/casuals I don’t remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him..????
Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain,
height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair,
his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks,
wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes
non veg food, we eat together, we jog together….

And the lady started crying…..

Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first..!!!!

Marriage Humor

Wife : 'What are you doing?'

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

Husband :'I was looking for the expiry date.'


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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'

Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'

Wife : 'Yes or no.'


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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'

Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'

Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'

Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'


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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'

Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'

Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'


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Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady..'

Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'


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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'


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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever

The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'


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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'


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Son asked his mother the following question:

"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies,

"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,

"Son, all household appliances come in white."

Cara H1N1 Merebak ???

Agak-agak la, adakah ini caranya wabak selesema babi H1N1 merebak?

Sumber gambar : www.thechive.com

21st Century FACTS

1)Our communication - Wireless
2)Our phones - Cordless
3)Our cooking - Fireless
4)Our food - Fatless
5)Our Sweets - Sugarless
6)Our labor - Effortless
7)Our relations - Fruitless
8)Our attitude - Careless
9)Our feelings - Heartless
10)Our politics - Shameless
11)Our education - Worthless
12)Our Mistakes - Countless
13)Our arguments - Baseless
14)Our youth - Jobless
15)Our Ladies - Topless
16)Our Boss - Brainless
17)Our Jobs - Thankless
18)Our Needs - Endless
19)Our situation - Hopeless
20)Our Salaries - Less and less

Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns

SeNdal ( Kisah temuduga )

Seorang CEO ingin mencari eksekutif baru dalam syarikatnya. Dari beribu permohonan, hanya empat yang betul-betul menarik perhatiannya.Bagaimanapun beliau tidak dapat memilih antara keempat-empat orang calon tersebut, lantas memanggil kesemuanya untuk ditemuduga (beliau tidak sekaya Donald Trump untuk menganjurkan temuduga seperti The Apprentice).

Setelah keempat-empat calon berada di hadapan beliau, CEO tadi pun mula berkata, "Saya ada satu soalan yang mungkin memberi jawapan berbeza, calon yang memberikan jawapan terbaik akan diterima untuk bekerja di sini" Soalannya adalah:

"Apakah perkara atau benda yang paling pantas sekali?", tanya CEO tersebut.

Calon pertama berkata, "FIKIRAN, kerana kadang ianya datang sendiri tanpa kita sedari"

"Bagus, satu jawapan yang baik", kata CEO tadi.

"Kamu pula?", tanya nya kepada calon kedua.

"KELIP MATA, kerana tanpa kita sedari, sebelum sempat kita buat apa pun, mata kita dah berkelip", jawab calon kedua.

"Satu jawapan yang sangat baik, lagipun perumpamaan melayu pun ada sebut SEKELIP MATA melambangkan kepantasan", kata CEO itu.

"Bagaimana kamu pula?", tanya CEO kepada calon ketiga.

"Kalau kita tengok, lampu KLCC dihidupkan dengan pantas walaupun bangunan tu tinggi. Jadi saya rasa MENGHIDUPKAN LAMPU adalah paling pantas,jawab calon ketiga.

"Jawapan yang terhebat setakat ni. Bagaimana pula dengan kamu?"CEO terus mengusulkan soalan kepada calon keempat dengan merasakan calon ketiga hampir pasti menjadi eksekutif baru di syarikatnya dengan jawapan yang sangat bagus sebentar tadi.

"Setelah diteliti jawapan calon-calon sebelum saya ni tadi, saya rasa perkara yang paling pantas sekali adalah CIRIT-BIRIT", jawab calon keempat dengan yakin sekali.

"Haaa...???? CIRIT-BIRIT ???? Kamu ni tak serius langsung, macamana kamu boleh mintak kerja dengan syarikat saya ni?", CEO terkejut dengan jawapan calon keempat tadi.

"Begini tuan, malam kelmarin saya terjaga di tengah malam dengan rasa sakit perut yang amat sangat. Belum sempat saya FIKIR , KELIP MATA atau MENGHIDUPKAN LAMPU, benda tu dah terkeluar dah......... ....."

Calon keempat diterima menjadi eksekutif baru syarikat berkenaan..

Weird, Amazing and Useless Facts (✖_✖)

[1] If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.

[2] If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

[3] Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

[4] The Mercedes-Benz motto is 'Das Beste oder Nichts', meaning 'the best or nothing.

[5] The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.

[6] The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.

[7] The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.

[8] Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.

[9] The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

[10] Dalmatians are born without spots.

[11] The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids.

[12] Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks.

[13] Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.

[14] When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red.

[15] When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.

[16] The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney.

[17] Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.

[18] Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan.

[19] It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.

[20] The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples.

[21] The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting

[22] It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole
body.

[23] Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.

[24] The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air.

[25] In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch and make it look like it is smiling.

[26] Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself."

[27] The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.

[28] Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

[29] Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:
Mizaru (See no evil),
Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and
Mazaru (Speak no evil).

[30] Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

[31] German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.

[32] Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump.

[33] A whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.

Manchester United (⋋▂⋌)

Manchester Utd 3 - 1 Manchester City

27 JANUARY 2010, OLD TRAFFORD ATTENDANCE: 74,576

The Carling Cup may not top the list of priorities at the start of the season, but there's no denying how sweet the feeling is to reach the final this year at the expense of our Manchester neighbours. Goals from Paul Scholes, Michael Carrick and another dramatic injury-time derby winner, this time from Wayne Rooney, sent the Reds to Wembley at the end of an enthralling 180 minutes of semi-final football.

Manchester United		Manchester City
Paul Scholes (52')		Carlos Tevez (76')
Michael Carrick (71')
Wayne Rooney (90')