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Reclaim your heart by Yasmin Mogahed
13 years ago
Saturday, January 30, 2010
21st Century FACTS
1)Our communication - Wireless
2)Our phones - Cordless
3)Our cooking - Fireless
4)Our food - Fatless
5)Our Sweets - Sugarless
6)Our labor - Effortless
7)Our relations - Fruitless
8)Our attitude - Careless
9)Our feelings - Heartless
10)Our politics - Shameless
11)Our education - Worthless
12)Our Mistakes - Countless
13)Our arguments - Baseless
14)Our youth - Jobless
15)Our Ladies - Topless
16)Our Boss - Brainless
17)Our Jobs - Thankless
18)Our Needs - Endless
19)Our situation - Hopeless
20)Our Salaries - Less and less
2)Our phones - Cordless
3)Our cooking - Fireless
4)Our food - Fatless
5)Our Sweets - Sugarless
6)Our labor - Effortless
7)Our relations - Fruitless
8)Our attitude - Careless
9)Our feelings - Heartless
10)Our politics - Shameless
11)Our education - Worthless
12)Our Mistakes - Countless
13)Our arguments - Baseless
14)Our youth - Jobless
15)Our Ladies - Topless
16)Our Boss - Brainless
17)Our Jobs - Thankless
18)Our Needs - Endless
19)Our situation - Hopeless
20)Our Salaries - Less and less
SeNdal ( Kisah temuduga )
Seorang CEO ingin mencari eksekutif baru dalam syarikatnya. Dari beribu permohonan, hanya empat yang betul-betul menarik perhatiannya.Bagaimanapun beliau tidak dapat memilih antara keempat-empat orang calon tersebut, lantas memanggil kesemuanya untuk ditemuduga (beliau tidak sekaya Donald Trump untuk menganjurkan temuduga seperti The Apprentice).
Setelah keempat-empat calon berada di hadapan beliau, CEO tadi pun mula berkata, "Saya ada satu soalan yang mungkin memberi jawapan berbeza, calon yang memberikan jawapan terbaik akan diterima untuk bekerja di sini" Soalannya adalah:
"Apakah perkara atau benda yang paling pantas sekali?", tanya CEO tersebut.
Calon pertama berkata, "FIKIRAN, kerana kadang ianya datang sendiri tanpa kita sedari"
"Bagus, satu jawapan yang baik", kata CEO tadi.
"Kamu pula?", tanya nya kepada calon kedua.
"KELIP MATA, kerana tanpa kita sedari, sebelum sempat kita buat apa pun, mata kita dah berkelip", jawab calon kedua.
"Satu jawapan yang sangat baik, lagipun perumpamaan melayu pun ada sebut SEKELIP MATA melambangkan kepantasan", kata CEO itu.
"Bagaimana kamu pula?", tanya CEO kepada calon ketiga.
"Kalau kita tengok, lampu KLCC dihidupkan dengan pantas walaupun bangunan tu tinggi. Jadi saya rasa MENGHIDUPKAN LAMPU adalah paling pantas,jawab calon ketiga.
"Jawapan yang terhebat setakat ni. Bagaimana pula dengan kamu?"CEO terus mengusulkan soalan kepada calon keempat dengan merasakan calon ketiga hampir pasti menjadi eksekutif baru di syarikatnya dengan jawapan yang sangat bagus sebentar tadi.
"Setelah diteliti jawapan calon-calon sebelum saya ni tadi, saya rasa perkara yang paling pantas sekali adalah CIRIT-BIRIT", jawab calon keempat dengan yakin sekali.
"Haaa...???? CIRIT-BIRIT ???? Kamu ni tak serius langsung, macamana kamu boleh mintak kerja dengan syarikat saya ni?", CEO terkejut dengan jawapan calon keempat tadi.
"Begini tuan, malam kelmarin saya terjaga di tengah malam dengan rasa sakit perut yang amat sangat. Belum sempat saya FIKIR , KELIP MATA atau MENGHIDUPKAN LAMPU, benda tu dah terkeluar dah......... ....."
Calon keempat diterima menjadi eksekutif baru syarikat berkenaan..
Setelah keempat-empat calon berada di hadapan beliau, CEO tadi pun mula berkata, "Saya ada satu soalan yang mungkin memberi jawapan berbeza, calon yang memberikan jawapan terbaik akan diterima untuk bekerja di sini" Soalannya adalah:
"Apakah perkara atau benda yang paling pantas sekali?", tanya CEO tersebut.
Calon pertama berkata, "FIKIRAN, kerana kadang ianya datang sendiri tanpa kita sedari"
"Bagus, satu jawapan yang baik", kata CEO tadi.
"Kamu pula?", tanya nya kepada calon kedua.
"KELIP MATA, kerana tanpa kita sedari, sebelum sempat kita buat apa pun, mata kita dah berkelip", jawab calon kedua.
"Satu jawapan yang sangat baik, lagipun perumpamaan melayu pun ada sebut SEKELIP MATA melambangkan kepantasan", kata CEO itu.
"Bagaimana kamu pula?", tanya CEO kepada calon ketiga.
"Kalau kita tengok, lampu KLCC dihidupkan dengan pantas walaupun bangunan tu tinggi. Jadi saya rasa MENGHIDUPKAN LAMPU adalah paling pantas,jawab calon ketiga.
"Jawapan yang terhebat setakat ni. Bagaimana pula dengan kamu?"CEO terus mengusulkan soalan kepada calon keempat dengan merasakan calon ketiga hampir pasti menjadi eksekutif baru di syarikatnya dengan jawapan yang sangat bagus sebentar tadi.
"Setelah diteliti jawapan calon-calon sebelum saya ni tadi, saya rasa perkara yang paling pantas sekali adalah CIRIT-BIRIT", jawab calon keempat dengan yakin sekali.
"Haaa...???? CIRIT-BIRIT ???? Kamu ni tak serius langsung, macamana kamu boleh mintak kerja dengan syarikat saya ni?", CEO terkejut dengan jawapan calon keempat tadi.
"Begini tuan, malam kelmarin saya terjaga di tengah malam dengan rasa sakit perut yang amat sangat. Belum sempat saya FIKIR , KELIP MATA atau MENGHIDUPKAN LAMPU, benda tu dah terkeluar dah......... ....."
Calon keempat diterima menjadi eksekutif baru syarikat berkenaan..
Weird, Amazing and Useless Facts (✖_✖)
[1] If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.
[2] If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
[3] Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.
[31] German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.
[32] Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump.
[33] A whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
[2] If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
[3] Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.
[4] The Mercedes-Benz motto is 'Das Beste oder Nichts', meaning 'the best or nothing.
[5] The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.
[6] The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.
[7] The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
[6] The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.
[7] The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
[8] Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
[9] The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.
[10] Dalmatians are born without spots.
[9] The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.
[10] Dalmatians are born without spots.
[11] The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids.
[12] Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks.
[12] Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks.
[13] Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.
[14] When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red.
[15] When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
[16] The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney.
[17] Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.
[18] Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan.
[19] It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
[20] The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples.
[21] The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting
[14] When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red.
[15] When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
[16] The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney.
[17] Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.
[18] Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan.
[19] It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
[20] The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples.
[21] The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting
[22] It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole
body.
[23] Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.
[24] The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air.
[25] In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch and make it look like it is smiling.
[26] Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself."
body.
[23] Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.
[24] The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air.
[25] In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch and make it look like it is smiling.
[26] Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself."
[27] The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
[28] Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
[29] Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:
Mizaru (See no evil),
Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and
Mazaru (Speak no evil).
[30] Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
[28] Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
[29] Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:
Mizaru (See no evil),
Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and
Mazaru (Speak no evil).
[30] Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
[31] German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.
[32] Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump.
[33] A whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Manchester United (⋋▂⋌)
Manchester Utd 3 - 1 Manchester City
27 JANUARY 2010, OLD TRAFFORD ATTENDANCE: 74,576
The Carling Cup may not top the list of priorities at the start of the season, but there's no denying how sweet the feeling is to reach the final this year at the expense of our Manchester neighbours. Goals from Paul Scholes, Michael Carrick and another dramatic injury-time derby winner, this time from Wayne Rooney, sent the Reds to Wembley at the end of an enthralling 180 minutes of semi-final football.
| Manchester United | Manchester City | ||
| Paul Scholes (52') | Carlos Tevez (76') | ||
| Michael Carrick (71') | |||
| Wayne Rooney (90') |
Monday, January 25, 2010
Lawak DUN (Dewan Undangan Negeri)
DUN yg paling sejuk . DUN Batu Berendam
DUN yg paling tak de rasa . DUN Air Tawar
DUN yg paling panas , DUN Pedas.
DUN yg paling miskin . DUN Sekupang
DUN yg paling muda , DUN Sri Muda
DUN yg paling lemah , DUN Batang Berjuntai
DUN yg paling basah , DUN Sg Besar
DUN yg kuat makan satay , DUN Kajang
DUN yg banyak hantu , DUN Pucong
DUN yg ada istana , DUN Kota Raja.
DUN yg banyak ikan , DUN Tg Sepat
DUN yg paling keras , DUN Batu Tiga.
DUN paling pendalaman , DUN Hulu Klang
DUN banyak air , DUN Ampangan
DUN banyak penganas . DUN Kuala Kubu.
DUN paling takde kemajuan , DUN Gurun
DUN paling bahaya , DUN Baling.
DUN banyak semut . DUN Kota Sarang Semut.
DUN paling pelik , DUN Sg Ada Burung
DUN ada binatang , DUN Kijang
DUN paling wangi ,DUN Pokok Sena
DUN paling tak cantik, DUN Batu Buruk
DUN yg paling tak de rasa . DUN Air Tawar
DUN yg paling panas , DUN Pedas.
DUN yg paling miskin . DUN Sekupang
DUN yg paling muda , DUN Sri Muda
DUN yg paling lemah , DUN Batang Berjuntai
DUN yg paling basah , DUN Sg Besar
DUN yg kuat makan satay , DUN Kajang
DUN yg banyak hantu , DUN Pucong
DUN yg ada istana , DUN Kota Raja.
DUN yg banyak ikan , DUN Tg Sepat
DUN yg paling keras , DUN Batu Tiga.
DUN paling pendalaman , DUN Hulu Klang
DUN banyak air , DUN Ampangan
DUN banyak penganas . DUN Kuala Kubu.
DUN paling takde kemajuan , DUN Gurun
DUN paling bahaya , DUN Baling.
DUN banyak semut . DUN Kota Sarang Semut.
DUN paling pelik , DUN Sg Ada Burung
DUN ada binatang , DUN Kijang
DUN paling wangi ,DUN Pokok Sena
DUN paling tak cantik, DUN Batu Buruk
Saturday, January 23, 2010
How Chinese Learn Multiplication
Cara mudah untuk belajar darab. Tak tahu la macam mana nanti kalau ada budak-budak sekolah buat cara ni untuk jawap exam. Mesti pening kepala cikgu. Budak ni lukis apa? Hahaha. Susah-susah sangat, tekan kalkulator je. Terus dapat jawapan
Friday, January 22, 2010
Teka-Teki Burger
Soalan: Siapa yg mulamula buat burger? Org Melayu ke Org Putih?
Jawapan: Org Melayu le, kite yg mula-mul buat Burger Dale (Begedil)
Soalan: Banyak-banyak burger, burger apa yg sekejap kat sini sekejap kat sana?
Jawapan: Burger Rack (Bergerak)
Soalan: Banyak-banyak burger, burger apa kalau kau pegang nanti melekat2?
Jawapan: Burger Tar (Bergetah)
Soalan: Banyak-banyak burger, burger apa yg boleh didengar?
Jawapan: Burger Ma (Bergema)
Soalan: Banyak-banyak burger, burger apa yg boleh mencederakan?
Jawapan: Burger Load (Bergelut)
Soalan: Banyak-banyak burger, burger apa yg boleh buat kau macam nak jatuh?
Jawapan: Burger Gar (Bergegar)
Soalan: Banyak-banyak burger, burger apa yg buat kite ketawe?
Jawapan: Burger Luck (Bergelak)
Jawapan: Org Melayu le, kite yg mula-mul buat Burger Dale (Begedil)
Soalan: Banyak-banyak burger, burger apa yg sekejap kat sini sekejap kat sana?
Jawapan: Burger Rack (Bergerak)
Soalan: Banyak-banyak burger, burger apa kalau kau pegang nanti melekat2?
Jawapan: Burger Tar (Bergetah)
Soalan: Banyak-banyak burger, burger apa yg boleh didengar?
Jawapan: Burger Ma (Bergema)
Soalan: Banyak-banyak burger, burger apa yg boleh mencederakan?
Jawapan: Burger Load (Bergelut)
Soalan: Banyak-banyak burger, burger apa yg boleh buat kau macam nak jatuh?
Jawapan: Burger Gar (Bergegar)
Soalan: Banyak-banyak burger, burger apa yg buat kite ketawe?
Jawapan: Burger Luck (Bergelak)
Zoom In Organ² Badan Kita
Gambar mikroskopik tentang badan kita. Tak boleh dilihat dengan mata kasar! Gambar-gambar berikut telah dirakam menggunakan mikroskop elektron pengimbas (SEM). Saiz mikro organ-organ badan manusia telah diperbesarkan sebanyak lebih kurang 250 000 kali ganda.
Vilus pada usus kecil
Telur / Ovum dengan sel korona
Sperma di atas telur / ovum
Sel kanser paru-paru
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